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Dodgers, Clayton Kershaw Embarrassed in Philadelphia

The Philadelphia Phillies are one of the worst teams in baseball. They have a 59-91 record after tonight’s game and one of the worst starting pitchers on the mound in the series opener. The pitching match-up was Clayton Kershaw against Nick Pivetta. So let me set the stage for you.

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Hyun-jin Ryu

Dodgers Middle Relievers All Suck in 7-1 Loss To Washington

You know this was a winnable game until the Dodgers brought in the middle relievers in the fifth inning again. The game was at least within reach but when you’re forced to use a parade of middle relievers starting with Ross Stripling in the fifth inning then you get what

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Top of the World

Miracle Upon Miracles! Dodgers Finally Win

We witness miracles rarely, but tonight on Tuesday September 12, 2017 (The year of our lord) we witnessed one. The clouds parted, the skies opened up and the oceans rumbled. Birds sang and soared through the night. The traffic on the 405 came to a halt. The Dodgers finally won

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Dodgers Lose Again To Padres, Are Terrible

The Dodgers lost again to the Padres, pathetically I might add. The boys in blue dropped the second game of the double-header 7-2 on Saturday evening. The Dodgers continue to play like crap and are awful. The Dodgers have now lost 7 of their last 8 games and there seems

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Baez Blows It: Dodgers Punt Away First Game of Twin Bill To Padres

I understand the Dodgers have a huge lead in the NL West and want to experiment and take a look at some of the youngsters. But if they don’t stop screwing around they’ll see their huge lead evaporate real quick. We’ve seen huge leads in September disappear before. It’s not

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Sad Sack Dodgers Swept Right Out of The Desert in Latest Disaster, Lose Fifth Straight

A massive heat wave has spread across southern California but the Dodgers are ice cold as they continue to play crappy uninspired baseball. The Dodgers dropped their fifth straight game losing to the Dbacks 8-1 on Thursday afternoon. The Snakes swept them right out of the desert in embarrassing fashion.

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Hole Digger: Dodger Bats Unable To Overcome Rich Hill’s Terrible Pitching in 7-6 Loss

Rich Hill gave up five runs in the first inning and it was too much of a hole for the Dodger bats to dig themselves out of as they lost the series opener to the Dbacks 7-6 on Tuesday evening. Numberfire gave the Dodgers a 46.5% chance of winning the opening game

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Wild Horse, Logie Bear, Maeken and Rest of Dodgers Knock Off Brew Crew During First Night of Players Weekend

Players weekend was a hoot and the Dodgers made it even more of a hoot with an efficient 3-1 win over the Brewers in the series opener on Friday night. The Brewers missed out on a golden opportunity to pick up ground on the Cubs in the NL Central. The

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Curtis Granderson

Total Eclipse of The Bucs: Dodgers Overcome Late Steel Town Deficit With Granderson Grand Slam, Puig Blast To Win in Extras

I know the Dodgers are like 50 games up in the standings and Dave Roberts wants to experiment. He wants to audition different relievers to see who has the makeup to pitch in high leverage situations. I get it. But there was no reason to punt away an easy win

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